Naughty swingers ready friendship

Fwb? m4w Honestly just looking to get a blowjob. 7" with a curve to the left. Well trimmed, fit body. Nsa. Maybe we can do more if you want. Cant host. But I do have a nice car!
Pics on request.

Straight up, Im seeking a girl up now wanting 2 fuck,eat, be spoiled. What can i say, time and life go by so fast so no time to bs and all the time to be blunt and straight up.
I could sit here and blather on and on here about myself. Tell you things like how i am a cool, fun, intelligent, normal and oh yes guy. An amazing pussy eater :). Yes those things are all true and im def not like most of the dreck you will find on this. Also, you can be assured i am very real and not a pev, sicko or weirdo.
Its Sunday late night. Home. Cant sleep. Im alone, bored, lonely and Im horny (and kind of hungry) as hell. Wanted to see if there was anyone else out there feeling the same and wanting to head over to my place now for some fun. I know its late and out of the ordinary. Maybe you are also feeling lonely or bored or curious or just plain old horny. Maybe you also cant sleep or just awake and looking for something to do. This is not something i do or have ever done. What can i say, i need a new light in my life and this is the kind of artsy try anything once type of thing im willing to try. And i am looking for this to be the start of something awesome hopefully. Fun things. Real things. Not just amazeballs sex. I will spoil you crazy and treat you like you should be treated. This can go anywhere. I think you might just be shocked at how normal I actually am
What do you think? Are you horny as I am? Are you down for no bs like I am? Write Me
Maybe you are just reading this out of curiosity or boredom. Thinking I only read these things for fun or to waste time but I would never ever answer it. Well, maybe you should. Maybe you should let the naughty side of you take over or just give in to the curiosity. Write Me. I can assure you I will fuck you better than anyone else has fucked u. I will treat you better than anyone else has as well.
So here we go, Truthfully I am not holding out hope for any real, legit, no games, time wasting, bs responses lol but who knows. Crossing my fingers for someone real and if you are, feel free to ask anything, tell me about you and send some photos. Please no "working girls" either professional or amateur! Im not some pathetic desperate old loser
Lets do this. Cmon lets #netflixandchill

LTR? Hey there! I hate talking about myself, but I guess you probably want to know at least some about me! I am % of your time, I just like to spend time with people I care about).
I have a job and car, so I ask that you do too.
If you want to chat with me, go ahead and send me a picture and I will send one back :)

looking for a fling m4w Looking for someone local who is up for no strings attatched sex. I am ddf and 420 friendly. Would prefer someone likewise. Send pics in reply and I will send mine. Look forward to playing.